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North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer.
Hym Iam "In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2026
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Montitors

"Did you see the montitors on Ben's Mom?"
by Ben Christ April 16, 2008
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I'll be monitoring your frequency.

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.
"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."
by Crusty Meatball May 24, 2009
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Molitor

Oh man he must be a Molitor
by Jakester313 June 18, 2018
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street monitors

The neighbors that set up shop in their driveway, complete with lawn chairs and beverages, to watch your every move. They find it necessary to involve themselves in private disputes by calling the cops, but never say nice things like "Hi" or even "Go Fuck Yourself Neighbor".
Holy shit, the street monitors are out again. I swear, I'm gonna start charging fucking admissions!
by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006
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Monstore

A massive store. (Could be grocery store, clothing store, etc.)
Did you see Nike's new monstore at the mall today?

If you want our sales to increase, we're going to need to upgrade our shop to a monstore!
by Dilshan7 February 24, 2019
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