Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003

Black-Monitor

Text created using Black-Monitor Writing.

I wrote a black-monitor paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 2, 2009

Monitor

very cool guy, cool very: chill. chilly good guy. he’s a good guy’s

“betel monitor”

by Cac joke February 18, 2025

Hall Monitor

A fan of Hit Band, Tally and the Halls created circa. 2002 by Robert Howard Cantor, Zubin Sedghi, Andrew Horowitz, and friends (sorry I didn't mention Ross, Bora, and everyone else in the extended Tally-verse. Joe mentioned below)

"I like Joe Hawley"
"Oh so you're a Hall Monitor?"

by Elysia98 January 11, 2025

North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Hall Monitor

The fucking asshole who camps in the left lane on the highway going under the speed limit and refuses to move. They think they are cops but are in reality just regular retards driving regular cars trying to fuck up the flow of traffic, cause accidents/pileups, and ruin every other drivers commute home. They especially love to come out when you are late getting somewhere like a doctors appointment or a court appearance for jury duty.

Oh cmon another fucking hall monitor in the left lane, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SWALLOWED CUM DUMPSTER

by Ayeskipp July 12, 2023

Hall Monitor Mod

A Discord mod who power-trips harder than a rent-a-cop with a taser. They're not here to build community — they’re here to enforce order in their sad little kingdom of anime avatars and dead channels. Think: unpaid mall security with a God complex, issuing timeouts for "tone" and deleting jokes like they're defusing bombs.

They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.

User: “Lmao chill dude it was just a meme”
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.

by Tarrabyte August 1, 2025