osama momma

a common insult to describe a woman with child who looks like a terrorist.
can also be said osama my momma
or osama your momma

Claudia: Woah look at that lady! She looks like she's gonna have twins.
Michelle: Naw, i think she s just an osama momma. there 's probably a bomb under there

by Nierods March 15, 2009

mayonnaise momma

A white girl.

From episode 1 of the American animated television series Drawn Together.

Foxxy: I got a mayonnaise momma on my licking hole

by DrwnTgthr69 October 30, 2011

Splenda Momma

A Woman who strives to be a Sugar Momma but just don't have the funds to pull it off

He wants a Sugar Momma but he's stuck with his Splenda Momma

by Oldsoul420 November 19, 2015

momadukes

a word origanating from mom

yo momadukes u need anything form the store
mom: no thanx though

by Matthew andrews April 13, 2005

Momcano

A mom who is also a dormant volcano just taking everyday as it comes without venting or speaking her mind. But somewhere deep inside she feels it coming, the day when she’ll flip out and explode, spewing lava all over the school hallways. Until that day she just smiles.

Carol seems so controlled but you know she's a momcano about to erupt.

by Merritt Patterson May 9, 2008

big momma

a grand-mother, a matriarchal figure that takes care of and runs the family, watching after the little ones.

yo, my momma was arrested again, so i gots to stay with my big momma

by big daddy January 20, 2005

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.

Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!

by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009