That waitress is so moist , I complimented her work , and she didn't even smile . Gary never talks with us about girls , like if he was moist .
by Jock April 10, 2004
this is a word refering to something being wet or soggy. crazy-ass bitches are deathly afraid of the word and cringe when they hear it.
"hey did you hear about that crazy-ass nazi ho, ms santy?"
"no, what about her?"
"crazy bitch is afriad of the word moist!"
"wtf, wow. thats just really fucked up."
"no, what about her?"
"crazy bitch is afriad of the word moist!"
"wtf, wow. thats just really fucked up."
by rod-man November 29, 2004
to be so horny that your dick squirts every time you move or when your very hard and a girl touches your stick
by kk November 08, 2002
A person with particular traits of bitchiness idiocy and extreme lack of ability to think logically or rationally at any time. See "grundle".
ON THE PHONE
"Yo where are you?"
"At the pub, you coming out?"
"Naa, I'll speak to you tomorrow."
"When did you get so moisted?"
"Yo where are you?"
"At the pub, you coming out?"
"Naa, I'll speak to you tomorrow."
"When did you get so moisted?"
by hnri November 03, 2014
to go to the back room of your house and begin to sing while a giraffe, a gazelle, hippo, and/or a laser pointer for some advanced people and then shave you head with a pair of giant toe rings
by Brian...Bitch March 23, 2005
Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.
The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.
While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".
Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.
While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".
Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.
"... If you have any questions please reach out.
Moist Regards,
-Your Name"
"... If you have any questions please reach out.
Moist Regards,
-Your Name"
by Octobottom March 28, 2022
Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.
“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones
by Methy2000 October 14, 2020