mom

Acronym for master of marijuana. Also you may have a Grandmom which would be a grand master of marijuana. To become a mom you must complete the necessary charges. Such as one have bought a significant amount of marijuana, sold a significant amount of marijuana and smoked a significant amount of marijuana. Also you must own and use frequently the instruments of the trade.

You my friend, have just became a mom

mom by Dylan V. March 29, 2008

mom

The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.

My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign

mom by gra gra October 13, 2014

mom

the greast women to ever live on this planet

mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%

my mom smokes and acts nuts i love her 100%

mom by nick January 10, 2004

mom

made of money

child: Mom can we get some Mcdonalds
Mom: what do you think i am made of money
Child: inst that what mom stands for

mom by #therealqueen November 8, 2018

mom

a bitch that tells you what to do

my mom is an asshole

mom by Plushyboi December 9, 2018

Mom

A mother, aka mom

Mom

Shut up

Mom by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

Mom by maksym1000 July 4, 2019