One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."
by ProMich December 14, 2011

Pronounced: Jiggly MEE-tshen
Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.
Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.
"I suggested we change our dinner reservations to meet our new male friends at the club, but Sally was a Jiggly Mitten and refused to cancel the reservation."
by RevelationOn34th February 3, 2012

by kirk lazarus April 23, 2015

A cheese substitute founded by the Kraft family. Often included as dry powder in a box of pasta. A custard mitten is the term used for the leftover residue of tapioca gelatin that dries overnight inside a whore's vagina. Proteins are introduced and the mitten is pasteurized by General Custard. In the morning after the Custard's delivery, the mitten walls are scraped by the Kraft employees (like Keebler elves) to collect the flaky dry cheese powder alternative to be re-sold into Kraft grocery products.
"General Custard, I'm fucking hungry. Get your fingers out of the founding fathers, wipe my wife's ass off your glasses and get the fuck into the kitchen to whip me up a delightful custard mitten. You'll find my daughter waiting in the kitchen for your delivery."
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

by Joe Ivy June 12, 2019

by Kirst December 24, 2003

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.
Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes
Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck
Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes
Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck
by gnix February 26, 2009
