Scissor mister

A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.

Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.

by mistydawn December 2, 2010

Mister Whippy

A woman squeezing out cum from her vagina onto the face of her partner in a curling motion.

Just after having sex and crashed out on the bed my girlfriend straddles my face and tries to do a Mister Whippy on me!

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

mister blank

A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.

From an indy comic book of the same name.

Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

Misters Populars

An elite group of humorists hilarious alone, and even more assbustingly jocular together. This group has perfect balance, half being of one race, half being of another; half being left-handed and half being right; they truly are the most notable people of the century. Often referred to in abbreviated form as simply 'Misters'.

"damn those Misters are hilarious,"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"

by mister4 June 1, 2005

Mister Onion

An abusive, rapist, mentally deranged pedophile that lives in a society. Also known as Onision

A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"

by cobpotato January 11, 2020

Mister Wolf

Mister Wolf is a guy that has intense blue eyes, long brown hair... had a bunch of piercings took most of them out.
Sexy teeth much like a wolf total eye candy not exactly a chick magnet but that is to be expected from an introvert borderline extrovert likes to go to the bar, has a handful of friends, has two green thumbs, animals love him, very shy at first an quiet but also likes to show off, really into Hellsing animes, enjoys music an collecting things, he has a big heart but doesn't want to get hurt understandable, loves biking an has an artsy side, enjoys going on adventure, the world is mister wolves osyster.

Did you see Mister Wolf over there god he is sexy.

What time is it mister wolf?
"Whatever time you want it to be"
Winky Face lol

by XmenwolverinerSheep March 5, 2020

mistere6

mistere6 is the hottest person in the world. he is godly at bedwars and like other games ig. he can be referred to as god but better. he has very nice hair. he is very funny and nice sometimes ig. he never speaks but when he does it’s amazing cuz his voice is hot. he makes me peen hard 24/7. he is engaged to notmelissa_ and notmelissa_ only, say anyone else and ur wrong.

did you see mistere6 god bridge 1000 blocks?? me either cuz he sucks L

by ur mom pt.100 July 30, 2021