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funny mustache man

little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget
my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*
by Bloxifier May 20, 2022
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ironic mustache

generally adorned by a hipster
an ugly mustache grown initially as a joke and to impress one's friends with the level of commitment necessary to maintain it. these mustaches often remain with the wearer far longer than they are funny and become a part of the person's "look".
Jameson: Dude...Steve looks pretty gross these days. I don't think he's washed his denim jacket in a long time and his hair is awful!
Marc: No doubt, and his ironic mustache really isn't helping.
by bad daddy schlong October 10, 2007
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sack lunch mustache

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.
That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.
by Goat October 8, 2003
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Mustache bug

Most commonly known as a house centipede, scientific name Scutigera coleoptrata. Also known as Mop Bugs.
I used to kill mustache bugs on sight, because they are so ugly, but then I found out they eat silverfish, roaches and bedbugs. Now I think they are more useful than any of my human roomates.
by Internet Zombie August 10, 2010
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Mustache

The source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.
Antonym:Evil
1) The power of the mustache will save us from ultimate evil!
2) Wow! what a great mustache!
by Bardsley's Sidekick THE FUZZLE February 23, 2009
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Shitler Mustache

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.
when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!
by tony February 24, 2004
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More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.
by Chris Council January 27, 2009
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