Your girlfriend

Someone you forget is existing and waiting for a goodnight wish in your sexy Italian language.

Your girlfriend: cries*
You: “Buonanotte amore mio. “
Your girlfriend: smiles*

by Shabi December 22, 2020

Your Girlfriend

Something that doesn’t exist

Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist

by Thou Crumpus November 21, 2019

The girlfriend test

When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.

I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.

by Tlutt13 March 14, 2011

hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames

A culmination of many cultural nuances in Asiatic culture that results in the psychological warping of a young women's mind. Any soul unfortunate enough to get stuck dating one is in turn subjected to twisted mind games, which they often choose to bear with because the partner is both 1) hot and 2) asian.

"So she wants to be alone? And she was kinda testing you to see what you would say by moving away and asking for an open relationship? Sounds like hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames to me..."

-Tomek

by rockyourjon October 5, 2004

National Girlfriend Day

Everyday is NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY! Tell her you appreciate her and send little texts out of the blue and tell her shes beautiful or you love her. Something like that

National Girlfriend day
Boy: texts girl friend i love you out of the blue

by ChickenLad October 29, 2019

Urban Girlfriend

A girlfriend that publishes lies about you on Urban Dictionary.

Kyle: Emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?

Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.

Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!

Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.

Kyle: Thanks babe.

by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is something that everyone wish to have.
Its something that keeps you going when everything looks skata, when the sky is cloudy.
Its also something that you wanna hug and kiss all the time and make love too.
Its what makes you worry about , what makes you cry and smile and hope and dream.
You wanna die everytime you make it sad or cry and wanna kill yourself for not beign there when she needs you.
Its something that makes you wanna be a better man just so you can make her happy
Its something great and priceless and delicious and warm.
ITS THE THING YOU THANK GOD FOR BRINGING HER TO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE EVERYDAY BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE.

I love my girlfriend for making me better

by Manthukos January 21, 2009