Coal Miner

A person who romantically invests in someone with high earning potential but who is not yet wealthy, so that he or she can later benefit from this person's wealth; differs from a gold digger, who seeks out partners who are already rich and well-established; derived from the notion that atmospheric pressure can eventually turn coal into diamonds

I'm not a gold digger. I'm a coal miner--I do the hard work and mine the coal with the hopes that, some day, the coal will become a diamond.

by Absolutely Punderful March 9, 2017

Midnight Miner

One who enters sealed or abandoned mine shafts to explore or collect minerals and artifacts, generally under the cover of darkness.

Midnight miners had gained entry into the old Pewabic mine by using a 20 ton bottle jack to pry up the concrete cap.

by Toivo and Eino January 10, 2009

corn miner

A derogatory term indicating a male homosexual, possibly with a herpes riddled erection.

For cryin' out loud Earl !, Leave that poor guy alone you freakin' corn miner !

by critter getter March 11, 2008

Mineral water

Rich shit for rich people.

Dude do you have mineral water? Nah that's rich people shit.

by CovertMotion March 13, 2018

Mineral Wells

A shit hole located in Central North Texas. Full of druggies and alchoholics.

Hey, my drug dealer is from Mineral Wells!

by Ambur yo. October 15, 2008

coal miner

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

by Stan April 12, 2006

Chilean Miner

Go down to the bottom of one's shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?" - reddit

by ShakenStirred007 September 4, 2010