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milo by gera67895rd234 May 15, 2019
A very good looking guy.
All the ladies want him but he's loyal.
He's rich AF and has a big "personality"
Swimmin' in hoes when not in a relationship.
Also, he's good at most things he does.
Girl 1: Have you seen the new guy in town? He's so hot.
Girl 2: His name is Milo.
Girl 1: Well that explains everything.
Girl 2: He's so loyal and rich.
Girl 1: And good at almost everything.
Girl 2: I love him!
Girl 1: Me too!
Milo by onecircle June 15, 2019
A kid with the same name as a character from The Tweenies. Was born in Spain but knows absolutely no Spanish. His only insult is calling people dyslexic even though he can't spell properly himself. Also has terrible hearing.
Mate, you can't spell for your life is your name Milo or something.
Milo by ChinchyNewt1 August 2, 2019
Milo is for fucking aussies my fucking brooos. It’s a chocolate drink that tastes sooo fucking good. Good protein. Lots of sugar.
Want a beer?

Nah give me a fucking milo bro.
Milo by Big Pappa Zaqne August 29, 2019
Milo is the love of your life. They're the sweetest and most caring person you'll ever meet. They'll do things most wouldn't just to see you smile. They're also weird as hell but in a good way. Milos are goofballs with hearts of gold.
Man, I think I'm in love with Milo
Milo by notmitchel97 September 20, 2019
Milo is an absolute faggot who fucks his cats and is a scuba cum bitch. The tip of his dick is red cus of how much he fucks his cats.
Us: Jesus Milo, get your dick out of my ass, what the fuck??
Milo: oooo sorry man I though u were a cat
Milo by danny_wegman October 19, 2019