mike

fat piece of shit

She keeps eating like that she will turn into mike

by Pheonix311 October 31, 2011

Mike

An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.

Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!

by catcity88 December 5, 2010

Mike

Likes Men fucks dudes alot and beats alot of guys off

Aiden: Hey did you hear what Mike did to Mr johnson
Noah: No i didnt
Aiden: He gave him sloppy toppy in the bathroom
Noah: Woah hes a fag

by Teddy813 February 16, 2022

Mike

The same joke as Joe mama but with it’s Mike Hawk (my cock).

<Ricky> i fucked someone so hard last night
<Jose> Who
<Ricky> mike

<Jose> mike who
<Ricky> MIKE HAWK
<Random thiccc crowd> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by Created by mike,Thiccci Dicci November 5, 2019

a mike

A guy who has sex with anything with boobs

YOU WERE WITH HER?!?! thats such a mike thing to do! (literally)

by salem April 24, 2003

Mike

one who can gallop like and ostrich and still be home in time for dinner and a quick game of halo.

"yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich"

"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob"

"yeah what an orp"

"lawls"

"lawls indeed, lawls indeed

by im not Phill April 14, 2009

Mike

A female genitalia cleanser...

Mike's a douche...

by Dan Punk Rock France June 8, 2011