Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

midwestication

1. The process by which people from other regions of the United States or elsewhere immigrate to the Midwest, aquire a taste for the culture, and slowly ope their way out of their past heathen ways.
2. The domestication of people not from the Midwest into actual people once residence in the Midwest begins to take hold.
(Adjectival form: midwesticated)

"Our new neighbors seem to be greatly enjoying their midwestication"
"That guy that moved in down the street last August looks to be fully midwesticated now."

by fvinonfvinonsumnoncvro March 28, 2019

Midwest Kevorkian

When wearing a tie, tuck the tie into your pants and tie the normally loose end around your penis.

Wow, did you see Greg? Dude rocks that Midwest Kevorkian like no one else.

Jack should stick to pencil ties. He seems to be having trouble with his Midwest Kevorkian.

by Frugal Male Fashion May 15, 2018

Midwest Vertigo

The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.

I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.

by Hoosier headache May 28, 2018

midwest request

Repeatedly asking for a favor without actually making the request; usually in a passive aggressive manner

Me: my mom is midwest requesting me to come over this weekend to help her move.
Friend: how many times has she texted you about it?

Me: FORTY

by jay-kray November 8, 2017

midwest medium

Full-bodied. Voluptuous. Zaftig.

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.

by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018

Midwest Triangle

When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome

Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike

by wendytorrance October 18, 2019