Lanier Middle School

-The deepest pit of hell
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
-A grouping for all the posers in northern VA, with some poor sorry bastards thrown in against their will

Mom: "Hey, honey how was school?"
Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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Lanier Middle School
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by The_Messanger_Of_Darkness August 12, 2011

garfield middle school

It sucks all the popular kids are rude and dumb. all the boys think they are hot but they are really gay. The 6th grade girls think think their sexy and hot but they haven't had their period yet or hit puberty. But theres air conditioning so that great. But the whole place so stupid. THE TEACHER ARE SECRETLY RAPISTS

Garfield Middle School SUCKKS

by ANONYMOUS_PERSON_IN_GMS March 2, 2017

Sanford Middle

Literal trash so many kids pull the fire alarm and get into fights almost every day.Its so fucking ghetto and is actual hell.

Some 5th grader-hey what middle school are you going to?
Another 5th grader-Sanford Middle.why?
Some 5th grader-yikes

by shrekismyactualdad June 9, 2019

Shore middle school

A crack head school notorious for being filled with ugly boys, ugly girls, and white kids who throw gang signs and sag their pants and all grades are irrelevant except 8th

You know shore middle school
Yeah that schools shit

by Mr Lean October 16, 2019

Mcparland Middle School

a school in Manteca, CA where the principal looks like a king neptune from spongebob without his crown. This school contains you basic white girl, trynna be hood rat, bts group, and annoying little kids. If you want your child to grow up a dumb bitch send them Mcparland

“Why are you so fucking dumb”
“I went to Mcparland Middle School”

by fli October 17, 2019

West Cary Middle

A middle school where the demons of hell reside to learn to imitate humans blend in with them, where every kid has to be popular to be happy but unpopular to get favorited, a place where all the teachers suck (I refuse to describe their horror in full), kids get bullied, bring cigarettes, threaten to shoot it up, get injured every day, get in fights every week, talk about drugs, suicide, and cannibalism 24/7, and never stop gossiping about each other behind their backs. What do you think they're saying about you? You'd never know, because lying is the one thing the students are good at.

"Dammit, I got into Mills Park Middle, I heard It's trash... what about you, dude?"
"You're lucky, I stuck with West Cary Middle"

by thisisachristainserverbitches October 29, 2018

garden spot middle school

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.

“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”

by sweetie.no.stop. January 7, 2019