Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.

Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce

by Ray Allen for Three January 23, 2014

Mexican Swimming Pool

The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex

Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool

by 44Juliet January 14, 2015

mexican blowout

Getting the squirts after a fine night out at a Mexican resteraunt. Toilet bowl usually appears as if it is buried in mud after blowout commences.

Wow, that Chipotle is really getting to me, I hope the Mexican blowout doesn't occur in my trousers.

by Toiletry&FineDining March 12, 2015

Mexican Pass

same thing as a black pass, but for only Mexicans to give to non-Mexican people. If you are given the Mexican pass, you can call people ese and you can do/say things that Mexicans can do/say.

White guy #1: Hey bro, wassup?
White guy with Mexican Pass: Hey ese, not much, what bout you lil homie?
White guy #1: HEY!!! UR WHITE BRO U CANT BE SAYING THAT!!!
White guy with Mexican Pass: Nah ese. It's ok. I got the Mexican Pass.

by jess252 May 17, 2018

Mexican Crossfire

A Mexican Crossfire is a sexual activity where two men stand about 3 feet apart and attempt to ejaculate into the others mouth. Typically, to avoid any Cultural Appropriation, only men of Mexican descent should partake in this activity. Wouldn't want to upset any liberals out there. ;D

Person A and Person B attempted a Mexican Crossfire last night and Person A was unable to finish due to the massive load Person B shot into his mouth; the cumshot went all the way across the room!

by FadingDay May 24, 2018

mexican slipper

The act of covering ones feet in chilli beef and cilantro then inserting said feet into the rectle cavity of 2 cheap hookers paid for with stolen hotel robes, bedding and apparel.

Did you see Diana last night? She couldn't walk right for a week after that Mexican Slipper.

by xStalkerIIIx March 7, 2018

Rolling a Mexican

When you roll a fat Mexican girl in a flour tortilla and look for the wet spots .

Rolling a mexican is When I wanted to fuck Yarra I had to roll her in an Ortega flour tortilla to navigate

by Rolling a Mexican October 3, 2017