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metric ass load

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)
i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store
by motodick986 June 14, 2009
mugGet the metric ass loadmug.

metric shit

metric shit is used as a amount of how little one cares about something but put whitin the metric system.
by Jevnaker May 13, 2012
mugGet the metric shitmug.

metric mile

5280 meters a.k.a 3.28 miles.
A marathon is 7.99 metric miles long.
by @The_Jew February 12, 2010
mugGet the metric milemug.

metric fuckton

a large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed
"hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$"
by sean. December 3, 2007
mugGet the metric fucktonmug.

metric shit ton

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.
Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?
by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017
mugGet the metric shit tonmug.

metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011
mugGet the metric shit tonmug.

Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome
by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 26, 2010
mugGet the Metric Butt-tonmug.

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