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lord have mercy

1. An expression used out of frustration and seeing no clear solution to a problem.

2. An expression of disbelief.
1. Tom: "That stripper you banged in the casino elevator that one night says she might be pregnant."

Joe: "What!? Not again! Lord have mercy..."

2. Jane: "I was so drunk that night, I wish I could remember the guy who banged me in the elevator. Im gonna get a paternity test and whoever he was is gonna be paying A LOT of child support."

Joe: "Lord have mercy..."
by JeezusKriestSooperstarr669 November 15, 2013
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Mercy flush

Flushing the toilet, as not to clog it if your taking a big crap

-- Used if you are taking such a big crap that it might clog the toilet, so you flush 1/2 way.
Man, give that thing a mercy flush, so it wont overflow!
by J. H September 18, 2005
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Joe Merry

A common term similar to "packing" that truckers use when out on the road. It generally refers to one trucker stopping at a rest area and anally pounding the other trucker in the ass somewhere at truck rest area (or in the cab of his truck.)
Man I could really go for a Joe Merry today..."Hey Jimmy you want to Joe Merry me by the showers in 10?"
by Fresh477 July 23, 2012
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Mercy Girls

A girl who not only attends Mercy, but has a ridiculous amount of school spirit and pride. As much as she whines about the school, she would never leave. Because the real world is nothing like Mercy, and any time the Mercy Girl leaves, she's got the urge to grab her Herve Chapelier tote and run like hell back to those auditorium doors.
God, that girl in Sports Night, what a Mercy Girl. She was completely losing her mind during games and races.
by ohhh snap. April 7, 2005
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mercy compliment

when a person says something that seems like the beginings of a compliment but then just leaves it open ended and very uncomfortable.
"hi how are you?"
"i'm pretty good."
"you dyed your hair."
...
...
...
"uhh yep"
(turns to friend)
"talk about the epitome of a mercy compliment"
by holymoleydood October 9, 2009
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merry textmas

The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.
Bob: Hey Sheri, who is blowing up your phone over there?
Sheri: Everyone sending me Merry Textmas's
by Sheri Poston January 9, 2008
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Mercy

Badass hot motherfucker

She doesn't give a shit about anyone
Out comes mercy, from inside
by Mercy810 December 8, 2014
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