Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010

merking

to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation

"shit, that car was merking down the road"

"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"

by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 9, 2008

meringue

1. A creamy dessert topping, known well as part of lemon meringue pie.
2. Slang for jizz.

"I got meringue in my hair!"
"That's a sticky mess."

by SoySocks April 17, 2014

lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.

That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.

by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007

Mernigger

Terrors of the sea. They hop aboard your boat, kill you in your sleep, steal your stuff, rape your family, and spend each day drunk off liquor. They refuse to get a real job and have no other goals in life.

More commonly known by their slang term, Pirates.

During the 1800s, Merniggers ran rampant and were feared by all honest seafarers.

by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010

mewingpants

Pants made in Asia by children & made of very poor quality. Very dangerous to wear especially if your planning on having children. mewingpants will catch on fire if you expose them to sunlight, darkness, warmness, coldness, dryness, quietness, loudness & any thing that is made from molecules.

Iam so poor I can only afford mewingpants but I cant wear them.

by Mr Pib April 2, 2005

Merangel

The best in bed and cooking, she always left the boys without breath, they love the big black cocks and always their men are not loyal.

Did you heard that merangel got fuck by 8 men in a night?

by Philip Folsom November 24, 2021