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Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.
“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”
by Heybro... July 18, 2024
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Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.
I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024
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Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".
AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.
by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021
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Merc

A fat ass female who doesn’t stop eating and is always talking about food 24/7. her parents don’t feed her so she has to scavenge for food, the fridge has always been her number one victim. protect your family and children from this horrendous fat ass at all times
Omg, did you see merc today, jesus she’s doubling in size every day
by 4zzzzz September 11, 2022
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Merc

Usually, hiring money kill bands was easy. Then they started calling themselves "mercenaries" and having payment plans, flat rates, and 'insurance'.
by KJtheMerc August 17, 2021
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fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.
by tom hum April 18, 2010
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merc

(shoots someone in a gangster way) "you just got merced, boy"
by clanka in pajamas December 10, 2019
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