Jizz Merchant

One who peddles ejaculate.

You are a Jizz Merchant. Wootenanny!

by KillBill2303 February 18, 2010

patter merchant

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.

"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"

by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020

SIIII Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe. Cristiano Ronaldo is a SIIII Merchanr because he goes SIIII a lot. Prime Moments Giuseppe also goes SIIII and is a SIIII Merchanr

Cristiano Ronaldo is a SIIII Merchant and so is Prime Moments Giuseppe.

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Felch Merchant

Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.

Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.

by Cristiano April 12, 2006

scar merchant

An amateur tattooist or "professional" of bad reputation and low-quality (and low priced) work. Usually an amateur or "a friend who works out of their house", scar merchants, or scratchers are unschooled, unsanitary and generally a big mistake. Going to one is literally buying a scar.

Dude, fuck that guy! Billy Bob is a scar merchant. Go to Tattoo City on Lombard for good work.

by Dr. Badwrench October 23, 2007

Dole Merchant

Usually people living in city's and towns who do p nothing only cause trouble. Are on "benefits", unemployed and are not seeking work.

The town is covered in dole merchants.

You're man's only a dole merchant, does nothing while i break my back working hard on the farm.

by Agrilawd May 16, 2021

Pie merchant

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie

Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!

by MaddogMotherFucker June 10, 2005