a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide
Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
by Billvanman October 29, 2015
This rare fish can only appear if the time is right. In order to perform this great feat one must work up a bonner then drench it in ranch, next grip the penis at the base, cutting off the blood-flow to the penis which should turn it purple (the darker the better) then insert where desired. First founded by lonely fishermen in the Indian River that is located around Melbourne Florida.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Purplefish!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne Purplefished that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Purplefish that chick?"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne Purplefished that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Purplefish that chick?"
by ConairSV June 25, 2010
a dumb old bitch who likes fuckin with me fuck u cm fu fu fu old crsty chinised wereaing shoes bitch !!!!!11 gi suck a cock lol hhahhahaha
by fuck March 26, 2005
A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name
person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"
person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"
pause
person M: " yeh"
pause
person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"
person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"
Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"
person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"
person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"
person M: " I R win"
the melbourne shuffle was born
person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"
pause
person M: " yeh"
pause
person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"
person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"
Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"
person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"
person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"
person M: " I R win"
the melbourne shuffle was born
by porn pirate February 25, 2008
The areas most biggest slut also known as Melbourne slut, sucks dick for a living and fucks on the daily, u can find Melbournes biggest sluts everywhere! The most common ones are Emily Awad, Yaren Dilara, Maria Paris even Dana Lombardi 🤮 don’t get to close to them ones u might catch a STI!!!
“Cuz Emily awad gave head for a pack of smokes she’s Melbournes biggest slut”
“No way cuz she’s telling everyone I’m her ex too yuck”
“No way cuz she’s telling everyone I’m her ex too yuck”
by Moey from da area May 29, 2019
by Dr. 5R1D4DD7 M0245 May 24, 2019
A school full of complete dusche bags that think they are going place because they can can get with the whores that go there. When in reality they are going to be lower class beach bums forctge rest of their lives
by hellololololol December 31, 2014