by West side melbourne March 31, 2020
When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 31, 2020
A pretty city in Victoria. there are lots of dogs and cafes as well as pretty gardens and cool stuff to do in the city.
everyone here is really nice and its kinda like portland or newyork with less people and better coffee (best coffee ever here). Melbourne is also know for its four seasons in one day cause the weather changes a lot!
if you live in melbourne or were born there you are a melbournion
everyone here is really nice and its kinda like portland or newyork with less people and better coffee (best coffee ever here). Melbourne is also know for its four seasons in one day cause the weather changes a lot!
if you live in melbourne or were born there you are a melbournion
"hey im going to melbourne!"
"cool drink lots of coffee!"
"hey lets have a picnic its really hot and sunny"
"nah its meant to rain later"
"cool drink lots of coffee!"
"hey lets have a picnic its really hot and sunny"
"nah its meant to rain later"
by istilldontgettumbler November 7, 2017
(first cunt) "you been to melbourne before" (second cunt) "nah that's the fag capital of Australia, only poofters live there"
by ice age 4 April 22, 2022
by Definitely a human(lizard) May 17, 2022
Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies
by Mika Job October 22, 2020