mechanic hands

Hands with precise finger movements due to years of doing handy work, such as fixing cars

The guy I was with last night had mechanic hands, I couldn't stop squirting.

by Robots225 September 20, 2019

Statistical Mechanics

The belief that thermodynamic systems can be expressed using statistics. It is mostly used to more accurately express a system where there are many microstates involving microscopically observable quantities (e.g. kinetic energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ... , n-1, n or Potential energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ..., n-1, n as opposed to quantities like pressure or volume).

What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".

It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.

"You going to statistical mechanics?"
"No fucking way, I'm making noodles for lunch!"

by Nathan J. Croe January 20, 2010

Mechanic

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data from those of questionable knowledge.

It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.

by American-Kiwi17 February 7, 2017

Mechanical Animals

Is a damn good 70's glam rock-inspired album from the 90's. If David Bowie was doing a glam rock homage in the 90's, this would be the album he'd have written.

He'd also have tits if he was redoing the Aladdin Sane album cover.

Greg Burk of LA Weekly once wrote that Mechanical Animals is one of the greatest albums of the 90's. Small wonder Lady Gaga is copying this era of Marilyn Manson.

by Industrial rock FTW! February 23, 2011

Machaela

A Machaela is a loving girl with a huge heart. She's always ready to do something and take charge of it. She's very intelligent and a people pleaser. A Machaela has hard times believing in herself and at times needs help from others. But she's a very awesome girl who has many friends.

That Machaela over there really helped me with my friend problems. She's awesome!

by Thegirl04 November 26, 2013

Mechanical engineer

The sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.

Caleb, a Mechanical engineer, is one of the sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.

by Tall_guy May 16, 2006

mechafanboy

An anime fan or fan of sci-fi in general who has an obsession with mecha - generally, anything mechanical. Mecha most commonly refers to giant humanoid robots, but can also refer to body-encasing armor and the like.

See Gundam, Neon Genesis Evangelion or Gasaraki.

by Stephan Lewin January 14, 2004