McDonalds

The place where heart disease began

"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."

by 0dd September 16, 2020

McDonalded

McDonalded is synonymous with failure. It is used to describe someone who is "up a creek without a paddle", hopeless, lost, lacking a productive future. This term is race specific as it only applies to white people who cheat, steal and Lie. Generally, being "McDonalded" is far worse than being a Nigger.

"Kevin, down at the trailer park, better pay his rent or he'll be McDonalded again!"
"Kevin borrowed money from Tim, and when it came time to repay it , Kevin refused and totally McDonlalded Tim."
"Everyone avoided Kevin knowing that sooner or later , they too, would be McDonalded."

by Shane Pinfist January 22, 2018

McDonald's

Because you only have four dollars

I am going to sue McDonald's for making me fat.

by Nutella and friends October 2, 2017

mcdonalds

a place where people get even fatter than they were before now you can get fat for a low price!!!!!

hey wanna go to mcdonalds
and get fat? hell yea

by anonymous_loser May 19, 2018

McDonalds

Fake Food in Cardboard boxes

McDonalds bud da BA BA I've gotta shit

by Rubberduck15 May 18, 2017

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

McDonalds

a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country.

unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.

ugh i think a piece of shit fell from the ceiling

by unusu-al February 8, 2004