Because you only have four dollars
by Nutella and friends October 2, 2017

Teacher-Over the next weeks you will make a 5 page essay...
Me-I'll stop at Mcdonalds on the way home.
Me-I'll stop at Mcdonalds on the way home.
by CupSouls November 17, 2017


The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.
Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!
by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

by Rubberduck15 May 18, 2017

a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country.
unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.
unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.
by unusu-al February 8, 2004

a fast food restaurant that everyone on Urban Dictionary is determined to insult, rant about, and define into sand.
"Hey, Joe! C'mere and help me add to the fourteen pages of McDonalds definitions that are all basically the same!"
"Heck yes, Bob! I'm sure our definition will be so original!"
"Heck yes, Bob! I'm sure our definition will be so original!"
by LykOmgz July 30, 2005
