maysonnova

a beauty amazing woman

i love maysonnova

by xarvona March 16, 2021

mayonnaise'd

When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.

I mayonnaise'd him so hard. The aftermath looked like he got jizzed on by 100 gay men.

by GaryWinthorpe22 April 9, 2021

Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023

Fish Mayonnaise

When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.

"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"

"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"

by Bitches ain't shit July 8, 2015

Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse

"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."

by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020

Voodoo mayonnaise

Semen

Oh, yes, Richard. Pour your voodoo mayonnaise all over my face.

by mikeyviking May 2, 2023

Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet

Literally the best pair of people ever. It doesn’t matter how many times these friends fight, they always find their way back to each other. Pretty much sisters. Ariella lives in Florida, Ava in Texas, yet they still stay bests of friends, even if a Lucy tries to separate them, she fails. Ariella is boy crazy, Ava is failing every-class, they are both incredibly dirty minded, and known each-other since kinder garden. They both went Lakewood and were called “catladies.” Everyone thought, knew, they were the best friends in the whole school and still are to this day. One day the will shift together Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet will fairy, look it up people. Make sure you find you Ava Villarreal or your Ariella maysonet, or there’s no point in living. (:

Daniel: I’m getting both Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet chi alter for valentines day
Gage: you better, they come as a pair.
Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet: Yep 🥱🙄😒🤚

by Ava Villarreal 😒 March 26, 2021