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mandingas

Pronounced 'Man~dee~gas'

A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.

Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
Angela: I killed 5.6 mil people with my mind because of you!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
by Jumanji Dookie November 28, 2021
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Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023
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Ross, the Boss, Big Dick Mandingo

An infamous card breaking participant that plays like a boss and is well endowed.
Josh Allen refractor for my guy Ross, the Boss, Big Dick Mandingo.
by Soy17 April 24, 2023
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mandingo

Albacore members do not have mandingos
by Garfunkle McNoodle October 13, 2005
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Malding pemis

The crust that forms when you're not hygienic.
Guy 1: Yo check out my MALDING PEMIS!
Dude 2: Bro I love the cheese mate.
by 28 city October 7, 2020
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Madingo Hunter

A madingo hunter is someone who is looking for a big black male, usually with a large penis.
That girl b i t c h over there is such an madingo hunter, i bet she loves bbc.
by Madingo hunter May 22, 2017
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Mandinglionking

1. Derived from the word Mandingo and the movie The Lion King, it is simply the more culturally specific term for a massive penis on a male that was born in Africa.
2. The slang term used to refer to the average sized penis of the Congo.
Example:

Did you see Ombuku's dick?
Yeah, he's got a Mandinglionking!

Example 2: Those Mandinglionking's in the Congo must need an exotic animal permit for that snake!

Example 3: God, look at the Mandingo on him!
It's actually a Mandinglionking, he was born in Sudan.
by Cummie Dumpling November 28, 2018
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