evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Matzingen

Matzingen is a municipality in Switzerland with four rivers. The population of the village is intelligent, liberal and active.

Between 1150 and 1996, Matzingen owned a mill.

by cinch January 8, 2012

marting

A footballer which is well known for being injured! Basically as much use as a bag of bollox

Don't select that player in your team he's Marting

by Millsie! May 14, 2016

Mattongo

A white man with very large lips. When he runs he falls over them!

Legend has it that it that it was a lip transplant gone wrong!

'Mattongo' is very rubbish at football tripping over his lips!

by Genesis Project September 1, 2018

masting

From the Brittanica:

Masting is the production of many seeds by a plant every two or more years in regional synchrony with other plants of the same species."

Since seed predators commonly scour the ground for each year’s seed crop, they often consume most of the seeds produced by many different plant species each year, so Masting, or mass seeding, is an effective defense because the seed predators become satiated before all the seeds have been consumed.

by blunt rapture April 4, 2021

Mathing

When your trying to figure out some bull shit equation or when something your friend says something that ain’t adding up (they capping)

For example when a called Alex starts capping and says something that ain’t mathing

by _play baku series trialShould December 12, 2021

Mathing

The act of math working

the math isn’t mathing

by Idc u thought u ate that December 13, 2021