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Maisey

A gorgeous bombshell. All the guys want her. Maisey is cute and adorable. She also is the life of the party, knows how to have fun, and loves to love. A very beautiful girl. She'll make you feel amazing. She's amazing.
Everyone loves Maisey!
by thatonedude78 September 6, 2011
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Matisse

He is very hot and loves to have sex. Very funny yet sometimes he is quiet. He is very trustworthy and will never let you down. He is a great athlete with a speciality in basketball. He is often quite tall. He is a good kisser so he often has a girlfriend. He is very muscular and kind. The perfect combination for a good boyfriend.
Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.
by plsloveme March 26, 2020
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Maisara

Kind human who you can trust always there for u and waits for the right girl and when he gets that girl he never lets her down he is sexy and sporty usally good in volleyball and football sucks ass at basketball and loves travelling
i found a maisara in bed
i found a maisara playing sports
by Maisara April 16, 2019
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James Madison University

JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!
so many dimes its unreal and the 70/30 ratio aint bad either


JMU stays poppin..... we gets busy
by the air up there September 4, 2005
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Leaky Madison

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, and she then squats over his chest and allows the semen to leak out onto him.
"I hate hanging around Travis. All I can think about is Meghan giving him a leaky Madison."
by WeirdFetishes December 11, 2009
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Billy Madison

Clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. Hildada and Ianan are the bestest for knowing this.
The most memorable and funniest quotes from Billy Madison are:
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck
by Hilda April 20, 2006
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Maisenbach

Verb. To grow facial hair and hook up with a girl then shave so she doesnt recognize you.
Joey: Sweet fu-manchu man.
Ben: Yeah man I plan to Maisenbach some girl tonight.
by brOTC December 3, 2011
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