mathis miles

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03

Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose

by Vaporing July 9, 2018

Matthias Helvar

Crooked Kingdom Spoilers:

Not bulletproof

Matthias Helvar is not bulletproof

by Simping.for.bakingsoda May 31, 2021

Mattias

The sexiest kid I’ve ever seen.
He has high IQ and massive penis.
He gets all the girls. He’s handsome and rich. Good at gaming

Have you seen Mattias?
No but I know that he’s the sexiest kid I’ve ever seen

by Ok so I did not see January 30, 2020

Mattias

Mattias is someone who's there for you whenever you need him. He listens to your problems and gives you advice when he can. He's fun to play with and is a typical bro.

If you have a Mattias, you've got him forever. He's loyal to the people he cares about the most.

He's a true lad, and loves to muck around just as much as the next person. A truly epic mate.

"Oi! Mattias! Wanna catch up after class?"

by MaxButtz March 25, 2020

MathisFun.com

A website that talks about math.

I went to MathisFun.com

by DictionaryGuy5000 April 7, 2019

Machias, Maine

A small town, on the eastern coast of maine, isolated from any other known civilization. You must like Allen's Coffee Brandy to be able to "hang" here. Marijuana also serves as a large civic pass-time and is cultivated by almost all of the inhabitents of Machias. In Machias, mothers shoot coyotes out of the kitchen window, and dining on muskrat for dinner is not unheard of. Pit parties and camping in random places in the woods serve as forms of excitement for most of the younger generation. Its fun!

I drank alot of coffee brandy last night in Machias, Maine.

by CoffeeBrandyismyhero January 12, 2008

matthias

one fine man. all men wanna be him and all women want him so wherever he goes he gets that special tingling sensation in his head. he thinks hes just an average guy which makes all girls swoon just by hearing his name. twice as awesome as chuck norris, no more needed.

matthias just one-upped chuck!!!!!

i wish i was matthias

that matthias is my idol

by chuckworshipper October 6, 2010