Mario Kart

It is a game which will never let you win because it hates you.

Hey dude, wanna play some Mario Kart?

by F3rg1e21 October 8, 2018

Mario lemieux

Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.

Helped the Penguins capture 2 back to back Stanley Cups in 1991-1992

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

Mario Lopez.

Tool.

There are some that act like tools.

There are some that have some qualities that may be tool-like.

There are some that try way, way, too hard.

And then there is Mario Lopez.

by WorkSux December 15, 2008

mario twins

One of the most raddest flash films ever by Group X ... heh..

They look so gosh damn like the same person, I say to them "You want ice cream cone?" Bof of them say yes! how in the hell?

by Schiggidy Schiggidy Shwa? March 3, 2004

Mario

Mario is just such a perfect person , he is a hugger loves to hug . Loves to be all upon on you . His voice , his accent is beautiful ! . If you lose him you will never find someone like him . Being on the phone with him is funny . His laugh is funny but cute . His text are the sweetest . When he is not with you , you will miss him very much . He’ll be in your dreams and the reason you can’t sleep & be in your mind 24/7 and you won’t be able to stop thinking about him

Mario is the best

by Karlyy February 9, 2019

Super Mario brothers

A fantastic game that was made in 1985. The game is about a plumber named mario and his little brother luigi in the mushroom kingdom to save a princess from the evil king koopa.

Kids father: what are you playing son?

Kid: Super Mario brothers. It's a great game.

by Coorio January 17, 2014

Mario Odigbo

Mario is such a hilarious person. Everyone loves him! Once you get to know him, the love just keeps on flowing in. Also, he's an AMAZING kisser. His kisses make you feel like you're in heaven. Overall, he's an amazing guy. You will probably like him too.

"OMG, look at Mario Odigbo, this is TOO funny"
"Woah! THATS HILARIOUS!"

by Anonymous Digi June 25, 2019