manstress

an illicit male lover; oftentimes the "other man"; the male version of a mistress

"What happened to Steve and Laura?"
"Well, Steve found out that Laura had a manstress on the side. Epic fail."

by women unite August 29, 2011

Manty hose

An acrylic sock that is very thin and sheer, resembling a short pair of women's panty hose. It is usually worn by men of a Mediterranean persuasion.

Can you believe how shitty that goomba dresses? Between his designersaurus suit, faux satin shirt, poser alligator shoes, and his manty hose. He looks like a real joey bag o' donuts.

by HappyCappy September 3, 2011

Sad Masty

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant

im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending

by paora January 26, 2015

Mansturbate

When a guy masturbates while thinking of another man. Can also apply to lesbians or anyone who is normally attracted to women in any other circumstance

I like girls, but I would go gay for (insert guy here). I even mansturbated to him last night

by AM/FM March 3, 2011

manstruation

A homosexual man who bleeds from the rectum once a month; generally believed to be a psychosomatic effect on only the gayest of the gays.

Yo bitch, is it that time of the month? F-cking manstruation again. I don't mind poop dick, but the bloody poop is such a clash of colors.

by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010

Masty

Noun: the act of masturbation

Verb: to masturbate in the absence/or for the replacement of real sex (not to be used by those who are getting the real "nasty" because it's just not fair for them to be both entertaining and gettin' some)

Noun: I love to do the masty

Verb: I got all masty with myself last night and it was niiiiiicccceee....

by Bisco G August 16, 2009

Manity Fair

A grouping of barely talented athletes who are out to have fun as apposed to being a douche and acting like they are pros while trying way to hard to impress their not so good looking girlfriends.

Guy 1: Look at that team.
Guy 2: They're Manity Fair.
Guy 1: They suck!
Guy 2: Ya but they're cool dudes.
Guy 1: Oh.

by Master P Nut February 18, 2010