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Woolly Mammoth

Much older woman who likes younger guys. Usually a woman over the age of 65. Older version of a cougar.
Ted: "Did you see the way that lady is looking at me? What a cougar"

Jim: "Dude that's not a cougar, look at those saggy tits, that's a Woolly Mammoth"

Ted: "Oh well, I'd still rip her Depends off and smoke her hams"
by Romese October 21, 2011
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Woolly Mammoth

An implied sexual term that describes the physical abuse of a penis.

a.) When a guy beats another person in the face with his cock.
That one nigga wouldnt shut up so i gave him a woolly mammoth and the beat the shit out of him wit my dick.
by ThisNigga October 3, 2008
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moley mammoth

when the area of a (or entire) bitch is so infested with moles; the bitch evolves to a new species called Moley Mammoth regardless of weight
Ex1: Damn that bitch you fucked last night; She was straight Moley Mammoth.

Ex2: Anyone told your boy that his girl is straight up Moley Mammoth.

Ex3: Dayumm Bitch put on a mask; you be lookin like a Moley Mammoth!
by J & P October 16, 2007
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mammoth girl

by yo mamma bitch February 4, 2010
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mamoth jack

that girl has a mamoth jack for an ass.
by chase and kesli November 5, 2007
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Manmotional

A man that acts like the woman in a relationship. Clinginess, presents, crying, frequent talks about feelings and where the relationship is going. Can be negative or positive to different women and in different circumstances.
Dave sent me flowers today for absolutely no reason. He must be going through a manmotional period since we haven't seen each other for a while.

Joe got manmotional about me visiting my male friend and started a fight with me last night over it.
by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011
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Mammoth Snouting

When you have a large poo close to coming out and you desperately need the toilet.
Dude, I gotta get to the toilet soon, I'm mammoth snouting!
by Bulbaswag November 18, 2013
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