assistant manager

1) A person who thinks they are in power but who is actually a pawn

2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay

1) "She's walking around like a queen now that she's the assistant manager. The fact is; she doesn't know how to make any rules! Maybe her first rule should be to change her fucking underwear so I can't smell toxic queef every time she walks past me!"

2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

Déjà Mangé

Literally "Already eaten"
The experience of re-tasting the flavour of recently ingested foodstuffs...
Milder experiences are effected by a belch.
More severe instances involve retching. The impact can be heightened by chewing and re-swallowing the retched foodstuff, (see: "Cud")

"Ugh, I just had a déjà mangé."
"What was it?"
"Milk, but this time sour."

by youdbesoluckytoknowme May 7, 2011

Mangekyou Sharingan

Mangekyou Sharingan is translated as Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye. It is a higher form of the Uchiha clan's sharingan. The basic sharingan will enable the user to memorize any technique that it has been a witness to including ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu techniques it can also enable the user to see through and illusionary technique. With the Mangekyou Sharingan activated, one major advantage is to be able to use the three most powerful jutsu possible, tsukuyomi, amaterasu, and susanoo. The disadvantage of the Mangekyou Sharingan is, it causes the deterioration of the eyes.

You must obtain the mangekyou sharingan if you want to beat me.

by Uchiha Sasuke July 15, 2005

Stage Manager

Some one in charge or getting all the wallabys on stage and feeding them cornflakes.

"Hey stage manager, get them damn wallabys on stage pronto!".....strewth

by Jrodriguezz April 6, 2011

Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

by MemeFace November 9, 2020

magersucht

Magersucht is a serious and sometimes deadly mental illness . It is most commonly found in young teenage girls to young women. They restrict their intake of food and over exercise with the thought that they are humongously fat in their head. They are often dangerly underweight.

I for example have magersucht, or anorexia. I once weighed 80lbs at 5´6ft. It was not pretty now I have been in treatment for a while, but I still think I am terribly fat. Today I weigh 105lbs at 5´7ft. Three weeks ago I weighed 120lbs. I still am losing weight and don´t want to stop. I know the consequences. But it is not like I want to be this way, it is like I am forced to be this way, and yet I fail to seek help for recovery.

by Leenaa April 22, 2008

manderino

A male-male sex act involving anal sex and a tangerine. When two males are fornicating, the "pitcher" pierces a tangerine with his member before penetrating his partners ass hole to provide a zesty citrus maneuver.

Seth gave me a delicious manderino last night, it was SUPER fantabulous!

by Jazzy Geoffery January 31, 2009