Sandhills mailbox golf

One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.

The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

Mailbox

1. To tell someone to shut up
2. Someone with nothing of note to say

1.Shut your mailbox

2.Stop being Such a mailbox

by WeenieHut? January 25, 2023

Nebraskan Mailbox

When your dick skin gets stuck in a girls braces as if slamming a mailbox door on your testicles.

That bitch Ta'Shika gave me a Nebraskan Mailbox, that shit hurt like fuck!

by The Butt Muffin June 13, 2016

Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole

I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox

by Qusquirt May 5, 2023

Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.

"Open the Mailbox for me baby girl."

by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023

fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox

It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.

Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"

by goofygoobergrape33333 January 24, 2025

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021