Mailbox

1. To tell someone to shut up
2. Someone with nothing of note to say

1.Shut your mailbox

2.Stop being Such a mailbox

by WeenieHut? January 25, 2023

Mailbox

A girl who gets penis everyday by different men except for on sundays.(Like the act of have letters placed in and pulled out of a mailbox.)

The slut JC is such a mailbox. Just call me the postman.

by Bigdee1069 August 25, 2018

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021

Paint Your Mailbox

To nut in someone

To creampie someone

Hey girl, lemme paint your mailbox tonight

Can you believe Sam let him paint his mailbox on the first date?

by ButtSox August 1, 2022

Junk mailbox

A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.

Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.

by ithinkiamnewhere November 7, 2012

Mailbox

Mailbox: a person who says nothing of note ie. Spam

You are such a mailbox! Why can’t you say something useful?

by WeirdGummyBear January 26, 2023

Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.

"Open the Mailbox for me baby girl."

by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023