Mayo Dog

Similar to a Chili Dog or a Pearl Necklace. This is when you have sexual intercourse but pull out and then cum on a woman’s chest. Then titty fuck them. This is different from a Pearl necklace because you titty fuck AFTER another type of fucking. The dog part refers to the penis because it looks like a hotdog. The Mayo refers to the cum. Could be a noun or verb.
Yo did you mayo dog that girl last night or what?
by ChodeFilA May 15, 2022
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bed mayo

Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!
by tablesauce December 31, 2016
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Vampire mayo

Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword
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Mayo Dick

The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.
I had the worst shift today. My MAYO DICK of a partner complained the entire day about Fire.
by Ilovecats99 April 07, 2022
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mayo shampoo

when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"
guy: you see that mayo shampoo? thats how much i want on my sandwich!"
by ChannonMitchosky July 22, 2012
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Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.
A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"
by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 01, 2012
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