miserrhea

noun: A person suffering from the chronic need to inflict misery and unhappiness on others in order to feel happiness themselves. Related to the Unhappiness Syndrome, but a miserrhea must spread unhappiness and not simply experience it.

S/he has miserrhea; the suffering it caused is still infecting the staff.

by The Wendys June 2, 2018

phone muler

A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.

Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.

by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014

Culo muerto

Culo muerto is the funny version of “dead ass” in Spanish

Jose: you trynna sneak out and go drinking tonight

Tiffany: yeah I’m down

Jose : dead ass ?

Tiffany : yeah , culo muerto

by Spanishchicccck March 27, 2019

Grind Through the Misery

A low-energy, nialistic, survival condition created by a seemingly endless cascade of bad news, pandemic illness and death, economic despair, joblessness, false-start state, school and business openings, out of control wildfires, floods and hurricanes, social unrest, looting, burning and property destruction, social media fueled dis-information campaigns designed to derail any hope of 2020 election legitimacy, partisan mega-donor US Postal Service disassembly as an attempt to erode confidence in vote by mail balloting and the flagrantly misleading influence committed by self-serving, opportunistic Politicians.

Did you hear Trump knew in back February that the virus was airborne, deadly and spreading?
Yeah, so?
Well, that's not what he told us.
He was just trying to keep order and prevent panic.
Oh,right. He's holding an indoor campaign rally TONIGHT! No social distancing and few, if any, will wear masks.
Yup, I'm goin'. The Pandemic is over, it was a hoax anyway.
Ahh, I think I'll just stay home and Grind Through the Misery.

by YAWA September 14, 2020

mubered

The act of getting murdered by your Uber driver.

Bryan didn't come home last night. He was likely mubered.

by pmanny July 11, 2016

Pussy miser

a woman who gives almost no pussy. In other words a woman who has sex with almost no one.

Kathy is such a pussy miser.

by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009

Tus muertos

Abbreviation of 'Me cago en tus muertos'. A convenient way of expressing the same feeling.

When used in 2nd person it normally triggers a fight or other strong reactions, due to its extremely offensive nature. Using it in 3rd person ('sus muertos') is normally more suitable, thus expressing disgust about someone who is not listening.

See also: definition for 'Me cago en tus muertos'

Student A to Student B: - Quillo, ¿sabes que el profesor te ha cateado física?
Student B to Student A: - ¿Que si? No me jodas, quillo, ¡sus muertos! (refering to the teacher)

Friend A: - Tio, ayer me acosté con tu ex
Friend B: - ¡Tus muertos!

by bleikur March 31, 2008