Amotivational Syndrome

Lazy Fuck Syndrome, may be linked to excessive usage of marijuana and other caniboids

I Don't Wanna do my homework, let's smoke up

by ogbg April 12, 2004

Motivator

1) Someone who is so "motivated" about being in the Marine Corps they act like an excessively happy faggot. They love following every rule the USMC makes up no matter how stupid or rediculous it might be. They say "OOORAH" as a "greeting of the day" and while accepting and order. They say "OOORAH" so much they make you hate the word.

1) PFC Schmuckatelli: " Dude I hate these motivator's in formation. Every fucking sentence GySgt says they reply with an "OORAH," they're wearing that shit out real quick."

LCP Benotz: "Yeah no shit! Ecspecially PFC Milton, he is such a fucking motivator."

by LCpl Schmuckatelli October 22, 2006

Penile Mutilation

This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.

Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!

by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008

cross mojination

When two or more systems on a machine interfere with each other in a way that makes one or both of them do something very odd.

If every time you hit the brakes in your car the radio changes channels, your car has "cross mojination" between the radio and brakes.

by judo.biter March 22, 2010

Motivational Poster

a picture that has a subtitle underneath. were originally used to motivate but the internet changed that by instead of making them they made funny jokes with the subtitle

guy: that Motivational Poster was pretty funny

other guy: yeah but it really didn't motivate.

by rudy1143 January 13, 2010

Motivator

A person who shares his or her words of Motivation with others. Anyone who motivates or stimulates others to take action or to pursue and realize a dream, vision or aspiration is a Motivator. -Emeasoba George

Zig Ziglar cab be called a Motivator

by Emeasoba George May 14, 2018

Gentile Mutilation

When a non-Jewish man has a circumcision by force, for health, style, fun, sport or conversion.

"I can't believe that Edward is getting circumcised to marry Rachel. It's Gentile mutilation !"

"God is really hung up on the Briss. He mandated that Moses force mass Gentile mutilation of all the Goyim he captured."

"It's true that circumcision protects against a lot of STD's, but the program in Africa is still a case of widespread Gentile mutilation."

by RevDrDK November 14, 2009