Military SO

Military SO means Military significant other.
A Military SO is the girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband of an individual in any branch of any Military.

There is no higher civilian level of badassery.

To be a military SO (besides having a significant other in the military) you must:
-be able to survive a long distance relationship.
-be able to go for long periods of time without sexual intercourse.
-forgive any forgotten special dates.
-forgive lack of contact.
-have decent handwriting (for letters).
-have Skype (or any other video-chat service)
-have a charged phone on your person at all times (for unexpected calls or texts from your SO).
-be strong.
-be a badass.

Don't mess with her, she's a military SO.
Your point?
Her boyfriend can crush you with no effort.
Oh...

by JacquiM June 15, 2012

military industrial complex

Assholes that run our world by making wars and pulling profit of this permanent war economy

Ex : Iraqi invasion is fault of the Military Industrial Complex

by NathanG September 27, 2006

milfoteque

world famous discos where the MILFs usually go for a spin and where meet up with Cougars for a easy hunting session!

Tommy: "I am getting bored in this bar, what do you propose to do?"
LogJamming: "I have the place for you, let's go to the best milfoteque in town!"

by themilfonian November 3, 2011

Military Gun Call

A way to signal to other military verterans that you were in the military. You shoot near them to let them know. It is a majestic sound originally used in Russia during WWII.

He gave the Military Gun Call and then I knew he was a veteran too.

by Bonkhertz1919 May 21, 2019

Millitrude

Millitrude is a joke name given to a beautiful girl called millie, she is the realest person you will ever meet. Millitrudes are never afraid to speak their mind and will defend something they’re passionate about. They might die their hair purple and it will look amazing totally fitting with her personality. She likes to give people nicknames that will stick with them forever like E.T. She has many friends who all are jealous of her beauty and her physique. If you manage to start to talk to her and be her friend them keep her you wont meet someone the same again

“I went to the cinema the other day with Millitrude” E.T
“Well done i think you've got this man” Karum

by E.Than101 January 4, 2020

Milfterialise

When a hot mom appears behind u

daddy? Where did you meet mummy?

idk son, she just kinda Milfterialised

by Reee and raaa October 10, 2021

Walleye Militia

An organized force that is raised from a civil population in order to protect our lake and river systems for future generations.

I still can’t believe Johnny, the founder of the walleye militia, can’t fish for shit.

by TheWalleyeGuy February 18, 2020