metric ass load

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)

i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store

by motodick986 June 14, 2009

metric mile

5280 meters a.k.a 3.28 miles.

A marathon is 7.99 metric miles long.

by @The_Jew February 12, 2010

metric shit

metric shit is used as a amount of how little one cares about something but put whitin the metric system.

doesn't even give a metric shit

by Jevnaker May 13, 2012

metric fuckton

a large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed

"hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$"

by sean. December 3, 2007

metric shit ton

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.

Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?

by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017

metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.

we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres

by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011

von metric system

Von Metric System- Ja, is more accurate ja...

"Damn teacher, whatz next.. the von metric system??"

by DeserTynker October 1, 2019