Matthew 

Someone who cannot make a full roast he just tries and gets laughed at

Matthew: Youre the type of guy to... Uh.... Uhhhhh..... I need to go

Matthew by Matthewsucksweewee July 21, 2017

Matthew 

To do a Matthew means to forget to bring your shorts when going swimming

"Hey where's your shorts?"
"Oh shit i forgot them, I can't believe I did a Matthew!"

Matthew by Nick fury May 9, 2013

Matthew 

A nice, athletic, and funny person, also annoying sometimes and gets lots of girls. The antonym of ugly.

Hey, I met a Matthew yesterday, he's a cutie.

Matthew by Matty likes phatty January 28, 2018

Matthew 

Matthew is a really smart male who loves to read but is also slightly competitive he's into sports and loves to hang out with his friends. He can seem a bit rude at first but in time he grows to be really kind with a hint of humor. He always has a way of making you happy but doesn't like too much responsibility,

Wow, that guy reading looks like a Matthew

Matthew by p¡nk May 28, 2017

Matthew 

Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.

“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “

Matthew by Toolhsdlz sls December 15, 2017

Matthew 

most rubbish person to ever live

EW is that a Matthew

Matthew by dgadgadfgdfgf May 27, 2021

matthew 

a male who maturbates A LOT!!

omg did you hear about that guy, he's such a matthew. he needs to get some action!


that matthew is a creeper.

matthew by cuppycakegirly October 20, 2008