Forcing or motivating yourself to DO-ing some math to beat your daily laziness, especially if you are glued or addicted to your cell phone or digital device for an unhealthy number of hours every day.
Some mathematical do-ness activities that could help white-collar workers break away from their sedentary lifestyle are:
Walk exactly 6789 steps.
Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.
Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).
Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.
Walk exactly 6789 steps.
Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.
Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).
Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.
by Numerati July 29, 2025
Get the Mathematical Do-nessmug. A theory which states that the infinite planes inside of a circle (transfinite space) are orthogonal to the uncountable perimeters of the self-same circle.
Furthermore that the diameter of the universe is 10^14 Planck lengths.
Furthermore that the diameter of the universe is 10^14 Planck lengths.
Mathematical nominalism is a corollary of perimeter theory; which states that one perimeter of the circle contains uncountable perimeters.
Mathematical nominalism asserts that infinity and uncountability are separated by 10^14 Planck lengths--a distance equivalent to the entire diameter of the universe.
Mathematical nominalism asserts that infinity and uncountability are separated by 10^14 Planck lengths--a distance equivalent to the entire diameter of the universe.
by flightfacilities November 6, 2021
Get the mathematical nominalismmug. The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.
According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
by Chain Furious April 4, 2025
Get the Hillbilly Mathematicsmug. The Math Emperor, whose real name is Ge Jun, is known for giving out many difficult questions that almost unable to solve by human beings in Chinese Gaokao with his team.
Ge Jun, currently the president of the affiliated middle school of Nanjing Normal University, called him "Mathematics Emperor" on the Internet, and the candidates dubbed him "Uncle Ge". According to the candidates, the proposition is quite difficult and requires candidates to have strong logical thinking ability and comprehensive ability to analyze problems. The questions attracted the hot discussion of many candidates and parents in the form of their high difficulty, and quickly became popular on the Internet.
Later, Ge Jun clarified that he was only involved in making the exam questions in Gaokao in Jiangsu Province , China.
Ge Jun, currently the president of the affiliated middle school of Nanjing Normal University, called him "Mathematics Emperor" on the Internet, and the candidates dubbed him "Uncle Ge". According to the candidates, the proposition is quite difficult and requires candidates to have strong logical thinking ability and comprehensive ability to analyze problems. The questions attracted the hot discussion of many candidates and parents in the form of their high difficulty, and quickly became popular on the Internet.
Later, Ge Jun clarified that he was only involved in making the exam questions in Gaokao in Jiangsu Province , China.
Student 1: Who made the fucking difficult questions in the math exam?
Student 2: Definitely the Mathematics Emperor, no doubt!
Student 2: Definitely the Mathematics Emperor, no doubt!
by meow meow dancer June 17, 2019
Get the Mathematics emperormug. The completely and utterly delusional, laughably pathetic and farcical method of calculation by which the petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy unconscionably inflates his shamefully diminutive and dwarfish short stature.
Microscopic turbo-manlet: I'm 5ft4 - let's round that up to 5ft5. If I stand on my tippy toes, then I'm 5ft6. Plus, when I wear my favorite pair of high heels, I'm 5ft8. So that's basically 5ft10. If I now translate that into guy height, then I'm 6ft tall - finally a big boy (starts crying). Towering manmore: Just lol at you and your manlet mathematics. That's nothing more than spurious and elflike mental gymnastics. Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024
Get the manlet mathematicsmug. A synonym for unemployment
by CykaIvanBoris November 17, 2017
Get the mathematics majormug. Math stuff we commented about, downloaded, posted, sold, or even stole online that linger in cyberspace long after our last heartbeat—the e-books, tweets, blog posts, articles, jokes, memes, NFTs, and the like.
How much mathematical remains or remnants would you have left behind after you’d journeyed to the other side of eternity?
by Numerati November 12, 2023
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