madden

A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

The reason some girls don't get any sex.

"So did you finally get some last night?"
"No he wanted to play stupid madden!"

by Bunnyball December 29, 2006

Madden

A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.

Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.

by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010

madden

1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.

1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"
Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.

by oberchode April 15, 2006

MADD

An Acronym once used to describe a band of dissidently angry wenches (aka mothers) who have never fully enjoyed the art that is drunk driving and condemn it, but in this context (the only context that matters) is used to describe the satisfying bowel movement that occurs in the morning after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.
or M.A.D.D. = Morning After Drinking Dump

"Man those mai tais mixed with that natty ice produced the MADD of a lifetime, I think I broke your toilet".

by Da Boy March 31, 2008

John Madden

Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!

John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."

by JMlovaah May 17, 2008

john madden

(A) an amazing guy who won't work that hard but will no matter what be hugely successful because of the original gangsterness of the john madden,
(B) a rare case where someone is named john madden and everyone asks him if "the john madden" is related to him, and john madden always makes up stories about being related to this "the john madden"
(C) a drunk koala bear that just found out it had 37 different kinds of STD's

John Madden is failing school - Mr. Meterson
But he managed to get into Harvard because he is a stellar person - Ms. Very-Sexy-Lady-With-A-Desire-To-Bang-John-Madden

by johnmaddenisme January 31, 2009

maddi

someone who is precious, pretty, perfect and will forever be loved and appreciated.

maddi, ur precious, pretty, perfect and i will forever love n appreciate u

by therealgodofeverything November 5, 2018