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Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.
Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.
by Ahhstin & Coltan August 2, 2009
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Losing Wood

(During sexual encounter) Damm, im losing wood...
by roflbatty October 1, 2010
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Losing horns

The unwanted sound heard on a game show, usually when a bonus round is lost.

On The Price Is Right, when a player loses his or her pricing game, or if there is a double overbid in the Showcase, these are signified by a tuba playing the first four notes of theme music followed by horns playing notes in C, D, and E all at once before pretending to faint. When Drew Carey hosted the show in 2007, an A-sharp note was added with faintly audible drums with the sound remixed in full stereo.
When you hear the losing horns on a game show, you know something went horribly wrong.
by WM86 January 14, 2009
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Logging On

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.
He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."
by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011
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Logging

The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja
by Glengarry Glenross July 1, 2011
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Logangster

Logangster = cancer
by mr tilden November 2, 2017
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loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.
by David October 27, 2003
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