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unfortunate looking

A semi-polite way to call someone ugly.
Sandra Bernhard has an unfortunate looking face.
by malren April 20, 2007
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looking for mr. goodbar?

Older, pop culture phrase referencing the 1977 film of the same name starring Diane Keaton. Used to describe a (still) all too common cultural phenomenon and stereotype, whereupon entering a local watering hole, one spots a noticeably middle aging female who, without asking her, one can already glean the following details :

1. she's endlessly looking for a new job or career;

2. she's incessantly looking for a new romantic partner (or the next good lay she can drum up);

3. she's constantly looking for the next place to live (in the immediate vicinity or ANYWHERE for that matter);

4. she's perpetually looking for that 'next big thing' she can't name or describe (and obviously hasn't found yet and, like a character out of a Fitzgerald or Richard Yates novel, probably never will - 'where ARE all those golden people in that golden place ?');

in a phrase, she's a female sad bastard. She's looking for mr. goodbar.
There's Jane - again - blonde hair and blue-eyed, sitting at the bar, martini or glass of wine in hand and that all too familiar look on her face; an expression that evokes a thousand words, phrases and even questions but can be succinctly boiled down to the following : what's the matter, hon ? looking for mr. goodbar?
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licking carpet

The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.
Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'
by Allan Scott June 4, 2007
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Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.
Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly
by Copy the Compcom May 25, 2020
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Lacking

When someone is unaware/not paying attention
Bestfriend: I thought you supposed to actually spit when you spitting game to make it work.

You: BOY you dumb as a duck ! I’m finna get on you son ! That’s a neck !

Bestfriend: *dodges and runs away* 🏃

You: Don’t worry, imma catch you lacking.

Bestfriend: *walking down the hall, not paying attention*

You: *runs up and necks bsf*

You: I told you imma catch you lacking !

Bestfriend: I ain’t going out sad, i’ll catch you lacking one day ! Wait on it.

- or

Person 1: I was just walking down the street and I got mugged by that one barber i owe money to 🤦🏾 ♂️.

Person 2: Who told you not to be paying attention ! You got caught lacking so that’s on you ! Just take the L and go.

Person 1: They caught me lacking but i ain’t going out sad ! i’ll get my goons on him !

Person 2: Boy don’t turn this into a nigga moment . Like i said YOU got caught not paying attention so take your L and go.

Person 1: Mann whatever.
by BrokeBintiBeans June 13, 2018
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Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS)

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "
Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?
by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008
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Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Tour

The 2008 Cobra Starship spring headlining tour. This is the first headlining tour for Cobra Starship. Includes opening acts We the Kings, Metro Station, and the Cab.

The idea supposedly emerged from a dream Gabanti had while talking to Santi.
Santi, should I start my own really really ridiculously good looking tour?
by GingerKid12 January 20, 2008
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