lochness monster

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

by LGRAWR September 1, 2006

loin butter

the man juice that butters your wife muffin, for the purpose of getting her pregnant

Jen, I want to give you the honor of hosting my legacy in your inards. Come her, I will give you some of my loin butter.

by Lou F March 3, 2007

lolinator

a person who likes to lol
lol

"i'll be back, lol" said the lolinator

by EKI June 6, 2008

lokin

to be chillen, often after smoking some grass

Bob: Dude you alright? You've been planted on that couch for two hours.

Joe: Yea man i'm good, i'm lokin so hard right now.

by Mr. Jazz May 25, 2011

LockNDross

a huge nerd

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Dog locking

(adj) The art of inserting a thumb into someones arse and bending it once inserted (preventing the other party from moving).

Boy I fucked that slapper hard. She nearly fell off it was that wet so i had to dog lock her.

by sonofsmurf June 7, 2005

loin gravy

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.

After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.

by Jake September 8, 2004