Lizard Diesel

Canadian skier slang for penis.

Check out the lizard diesel on that guy!

by Sadham February 26, 2011

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

by shockin burt June 2, 2018

lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.

by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

Lizard Rag

A rag or piece of clothing repeatedly used to ejaculate in.

Hay where ya been Rick, on the Lizard Rag again?

by Mugumbo September 22, 2005

Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

Choke The Lizard

Masturbation, every man does it when his wifes not home, And of course has a HUGE BUSH in his under carriage.

I will Choke The Lizard when i find porn magazines.

by Andy and Dylan December 22, 2008