lisa

the most beautiful girl I've ever met. she makes me appreciate the little things in life and she's special.
everyone needs a Lisa in their life.

I'm in love with a girl. Her name is Lisa <3

by milouuu February 19, 2022

Mono Lisa

A painting of the Mona Lisa which is soo hot

aart: done painting the mona lisa, but hotter
leo: ayo thats not a mona lisa thats a mono lisa
mark: leo's right. could you give that mono lisa a body, a torso, a vagina...
aart: umm, okay? lemme guess with a hole?
mark: mmm, that would be perfect for fucking

by sir moron da great April 5, 2021

Matthew Lillard

There was not a single definition for Matt and that's a CRIME. So i'm making one because he's like actually the love of my life??

Matthew Lillard (born January 24, 1970 in Michigan, USA) is an American actor, most known for his roll as Stu Macher in Scream (1996) (he is my boyfriend, idk if y'all knew that /sarcastic unfortunately) and Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo but he has also been in movies such as SLC Punk! , Without A Paddle, She's All That, He's All That, etc. etc. He's also starred in shows such as Supernatural, Bosch, Good Girls and so on!

He's an amazing actor and so incredibly funny, but also very criminally underrated (unfortunately).

Someone : I recognize him, who is it?
Me : Oh it's Matthew Lillard as Stu Macher in Scream! I love him so much.

by screamiac December 3, 2022

lisa nowak

the posterchild for cutting nasa funding. a deranged astronaut who attempted to assault (perhaps even kidnap) another women who she suspected was involved with her "lover". however, the problem was that nowak was already married (for 19 years) and that she wasn't actually in any type of relationship beyond friendship with the guy involved. nowak claims she just wanted to talk with the other chick, but ended up spraying her with mace when the other woman didn't comply. the cops found a knife and a mallet in her car, and they are now trying to charge her w/ attempted murder (which will be tough to prove). most people are trashing this story and making fun of nowak for driving 900 miles from houston to orlando to approach this woman, traveling nonstop and wearing diapers so her bladder didn't slow her down.

lisa nowak must have become delusional after her space voygae.

by Tit For Twat February 8, 2007

Limlao

In a San Andreas Multiplayer server, San Andreas Roleplay, a player by the name of John Limlao appeared, in his wake he brought Deathmatching, KOS, and Ban Evasion to the once peaceful roleplay server. Upon his rangeban, or ban of his IP range, his name quickly ascended into legend, and soon became an adverb.

"Shit, I just totally pulled a Limlao"

"Dick, don't be such a fucking Limlao"

"You're the new John Limlao

by TheOneCalledDonahue June 9, 2009

Lisa Trevor

A character in the Nintendo Gamecube renake of Resident Evil 1. She was the daughter of the architect who designed Spencer Mansion, George Trevor. In 1967, at the age of fourteen, she and her mother Jessica were invited to stay overnight at the mansion and were kidnapped by the Umbrella Co. and used as viral test subjects. Soon after, Lisa mutated into a senseless monster and ripped her mother's face off after she killed her and wore it on her back. In 1988 Umbrella reseacher William Birkin extracted the G-Virus from her body. Ten years later, members of the S.T.A.R.S. team investigated the Spencer Mansion. They often confronted her as she wandered around the mansion, looking for her dead mother. During the third confrontation, she is at the altar her mother is entombed in and attacks Jill and Barry. After they open her mother's coffin, she holds her mother's skull. Walks toward the edge, screams MOTHER!, and jumps off into a pit, killing herself. She is a tragic victim to the Umbrella Corporation.

Lisa Trevor would rip women's faces off in pursuit of her mother.

by kyem2010 October 23, 2005

Lilach

A name given to someone who is of extreme intelligence and is considered to be one of the prettiest girls out there. Sort of reminds you of lilacs in the meadow in Bambi. An extremly unique person with an attractive sense of humor.

Gosh, I wish I was just like Lilach.

Wow, you're such a Lilach!

by FunnyGirl=) June 28, 2010