linntie

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet

he was as quick as a linntie

by jack January 17, 2005

Lifetime friends

Women who share everything with each other. Differs from Beaches in that Lifetime friends are engaged in a subtle competition to determine who has been victimized most. Nearly every sentence in a conversation among Lifetime friends begin with "I."

Those girls seem like Beaches, but they are really pity-seeking Lifetime friends.

Did those Lifetime friends hear anything they have said to each other?

by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006

lieting

The act of deceiving others into thinking you have lost weight such as wearing vertical stripes, buying over-sized clothes or reporting only some of the food you actually consume ("I can't understand why I haven't lost weight; I eat only salad" and forgetting to mention the 2 candy bars from the vending machine at work.)

He's was caught lieting by his doctor after being warned to lose weight.

By lieting you can eat anything you want and still convince people that you lost weight or at least should be.

by keithmh September 23, 2011

lifetime boner

A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to

Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner

No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it

by CCCADA February 25, 2014

Linenization

The act of converting a Bloxburg house into linen.

Person 1: ew this house is ugly
Person2: how to fix?
Person 1: how about we use the act of linenization and linenize it
Person 2: ok

by Human :D December 4, 2020

Linette

Linette

Linette is her name

by Linette June 7, 2021

Lifetime student

People who refuse grow up. Often in school 20 plus years after high school. while not working, and living off a relative or family members generosity. Usually they have extremely lofty goals such as doctor, engineers, or anything very prestigious sounding. This is a result of wanting to be in a fantasy world, without dealing of the actual pressures of the real world. Often these people can be found at community colleges, but not exclusively. Really a sad thing to be honest. Often these people claim to be geniuses, who sometimes were cheated out of there opportunities along the way. When offered a chance to rectify this such as a prestigious internship, they are often met with many reasons, or personal problems, they cannot accept, but will accept next semester or next year, if possible. Also known to spend a lot of time browsing the internet in private.

Nicolas was a lifetime student. He got his BA and had an additional 120 post baccalaureate credits. His stated goal was to be a chiropractor but at 55 years old, and deep in student loan debt, this was not a true goal. Rather something of a fantasy, while also telling family members and such that he was going to be a “Doctor” while spending most of his time watching tv and fapping

by Lifetime student November 19, 2018