lightweight womens rowing

competitive floating

Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.

by crew234567890987654321 December 14, 2010

Lightning Bolt

An esperimental bass and drums duo formed in Rhode Island. The vocals are screamed into a jury-rigged phone receiver and are incomprehensible. The band preforms in the center of the crowd rather than on a stage.

Lightning Bolt drill their instruments into the ground every concert they play

by chrispyB May 4, 2006

Jew Lightning

The act of burning down one's property to collect the insurance policy.

"The Johnson's place burned to the ground in less than an hour."
"That was some serious Jew Lightning if you ask me"

by Jew Lightning August 31, 2007

lightweight taken

Used to describe your relationship status as taken behind closed doors, but single AF to the general public.

Yeah, she been there for me and I owe her my loyalty, but I'm only lightweight taken.

by MoEanna September 23, 2021

Ride the Lightning

Release in 1984 by Metallica, is the greatest album of all time.

Ride the Lightning is too good.

by Nu September 24, 2003

Ride The Lighting

Execution by illumination, as contrasted with "Ride the Lightning," which is death by electrocution.

"Ride the Lighting" is the punishment for misspelling "lightning" -- death by exposure to 30,000 halogen lightbulbs.

by texasyojimbo June 8, 2007

mountain lightning

An off brand mountain dew. Made by Sam's Choice, which is usually found at walmart. Priced at $1.97 for a 12 pack.

Hey, that mountain lightning is cheap. Let's get it!

by ugarmyxskillet July 19, 2005