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devil’s lettuce

Colloquial term for marijuana, most likely originating in upstate New York.
We gonna smoke the devil’s lettuce this weekend.
by whatisconsciousnesses November 6, 2018
mugGet the devil’s lettucemug.

lettuce be reality

An attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.
Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."
by The Latin Warrior May 15, 2011
mugGet the lettuce be realitymug.

Shake the lettuce

Removing the excess urine from a vagina
After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!
by Darris January 21, 2003
mugGet the Shake the lettucemug.

Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good
OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.
by LETTUCEY May 19, 2021
mugGet the Lettuce parxiemug.

drawing lettuce

1) Slang for smoking weed

2) slang for packing a bowl with marijuana
1)

Used for when you intend on or are going to get high. Drawing lettuce means to draw up some lettuce and get high off of it

Example:
Guy 1: I’m gonna go draw lettuce at lunch. Wanna come?
Guy 2: Nah thanks fam, I don’t wanna get high before my test

2)

Used when you need to fill a bowl or pipe with the devils lettuce before smoking.

Example:
Guy 1: I need to go draw lettuce before we toke up
Guy 2: how long will that take?
Guy 1: oh only a few minutes
by Hbxthbvc June 19, 2018
mugGet the drawing lettucemug.

latin lettuce

Marijuana, camnnabis, weed.
Pass dat Latin Lettuce main.
by xzybit February 8, 2005
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wrinkly lettuce

Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.
by BlumpkinPro2008 October 1, 2017
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